On Mondays I usually post things like “I hate Mondays” or “Its definitely a Monday” or something along those lines. Well recently I have reconsidered… I don’t think Mondays are so bad. Now I look at Monday as a martyr for the cause. I mean think about it…one of the days was going to have to be the start of the work week…. Monday stepped up and took it on the chin… why? Because bad things happen to it anyway? NO! Because Monday is a team player…that’s why. Its not all about Monday… there is no Monday inTeam…. not for Monday there isn’t… sure Monday doesn’t get the credit or the praise that a Friday or Saturday get but Monday doesn’t care…. It just does its duty to the week and doesn’t ask for anything in return.
Now Tuesday… there is a worthless day…. sort of a quiet self conscious day…. didn’t have the guts to be Monday… doesn’t have the talent to be Friday or a weekend day… Tuesday is just there….
Wednesday, well Wednesday will slap you three ways from Sunday and wont think twice about it… he leaves it to Thursday to sort you out and get you proper again…Why you ask? Well Wednesday doesn’t have the distinction of being Monday or Friday or one of the weekend days. No sir. Wednesday is stuck in the middle of the week. Think of it like the middle child syndrome… Wednesday is always acting up and that puts a lot of pressure on Thursday but Thursday handles it nicely….And then, after all of this, Wednesday tries to buy your affection every other week! Well I’ll take your bribe sir, but I don’t have to like it…
Thursday has to fix you up from that big bad bully Wednesday (who by the way gets all the action cause its Hump Day) and then Thursday has to get you ready for Friday… Its a tough job but someone has to do it and Thursday stands proud and says “I’ll do it!” Now, some people don’t like Thursday (it must be Thursday, I never got the hang of Thursdays)… knowing its almost Friday but not quite… well not me… no I for one appreciate the work of Thursday. I don’t think we appreciate it enough these days….
Friday… well Friday is Friday and that’s really all I can say about that.
Saturday is officially the laziest day there ever was. Saturday doesn’t work… it just lounges around all the time… sleeps half the time and then has the audacity to pick up the partying where Friday left off… If any day deserves our contempt its neither Monday nor Thursday…. no my friends, look no further than Saturday for a day worth of your scorn.
Now, I always thought of Sunday as having an identity crisis… Saturday often ends up taking a few of Sundays hours right off the bat, before Sunday even has a chance to get going… then Sunday always seems to feel the need to make up for Saturday’s indiscretions…It usually thinks it really ought to be doing something but rarely does…Sunday used to have the distinction of being the day for football but other days have moved in on even that crowing achievement. Saturday now has college games and Monday only has one game (Monday Night football) but man is it a popular one…. Sunday is the day all the others pick on, its like the red-headed step-child of the week. Just sayin is all…
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