A Wii Bit O’ Fun

Oh wow, I just realized if I want to keep up my impressive once every other month posting average I’d better get to it. Of course it doesn’t hurt that I spent last weekend back in Tulsa, which judging by my post count, is infinitely more entertaining than St. Louis. (Two rim shots in the […]

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Take the shoes…

Well friends, I have to admit, when the wife and I sat down to play cards with my mom on a Friday night, I wasn’t exactly excited about the direction the night was headed. But, if I’ve learned anything over the years (and really that’s quite debatable) it should be that when my old home […]

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Can We Go Check the Mail?

As frequent readers of this blog know, my wife and I live in a… let’s say “interesting” apartment complex. Well tonight it finally paid off for me. Allow me to set the stage for you. On any given day, this pattern repeats itself. I come home, do a couple of quick chores (take the dogs […]

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Now We’re Married…

For any of my readers that don’t know me personally, I got married 6 weeks ago. Yeah, I know right? Even after I wrote this story about a fight we had, she still said “I do”. Anyway, one of the most frequent questions I’ve gotten is “Do you feel different?” Invariably my answer has been […]

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Co-Worker Hall of Fame V…

First of all let me say that yes, I realize I haven’t updated in a month. I’ve also heard the phrase “you need to update skitzzo.com” from just about everyone. I got a call the other day from President Bush. I was obviously very excited and honored to talk to the Commander-in-Chief right up until […]

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Co-Worker Hall of Fame IV

I’d like to thank Pops for submitting this entry and even providing a cartoon with it! Also, I’d like to admit that I have been less than regular with updates lately. Well, I’m getting married in less than two weeks so I think you’re just going to have to deal with it for a few […]

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Co-Worker Hall of Fame III

Alright, alright, the wait is over. Its time for another inductee to enter the illustrious Co-Worker Hall of Fame. If you’ve missed the first two posts in this series you can find them here. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, you can nominate someone for the C-W HoF by emailing info@skitzzo.com. With all […]

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New Neighbors…

I’ve got some new neighbors that just moved in next door and down stairs. What are they like you ask? Well, the lady next door is … well she’s amazing. She’s 300 lbs if she’s one and apparently enjoys the heat. I say this because its been over 100 degrees on a regular basis and […]

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Co-Worker Hall of Fame II…

Well, the launch of the Co-Worker Hall of Fame was a hit. Apparently almost everyone has an obnoxious and fat co-worker who waddles. It sucks doesn’t it? Anyway, I think its about time for Wendy to have some company in co-worker infamy. So, without further ado, let me introduce you to the next inductee…. Smokey […]

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I can’t believe they took it…

I almost don’t even know where to start with this one… As I drove into my parking lot the other night, I noticed one of my neighbors yelling at a tow truck pulling away. Instantly I knew what had happened… his truck had been repossessed. I finish parking, get out and walk reluctantly towards my […]

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